Ape Man

Spiritual Leader
moc.siksenil@namepa

Home mtn?
I never ski the same mountain twice

What is your job?
I’m really the only expert on evolution here so I’ve got a lot of influence on the companies overall direction. I’m a spiritual leader of sorts, but obviously I would never deal with all the bullshit that comes with this low paying job if I didn’t get over 300 days on snow a year like I do. The apre ski parties are sick too…you know for promoting the brand. Hot human chicks are usually down with me once they realize who I am.

Least favorite animal?
Chimpanzees. People think they’re smart but they’re millennium behind me when it comes to evolution. I’m the man! almost.

What do you do when not working?
Ski and party, same stuff I do at work.

Weapon’s of choice?
Afterbang, Bacon, the 130

You make the best?
Apple pies, I can pretty much bake up any fruit pie but Apple is my personal favorite

How did you get this job?
I met Jason at a movie premier in Boulder and I guess he was just stoked on my vision and enthusiasm for skiing. The rest is history bro.

Vacation?
I don’t take my vacation days. Like I said, I get paid jack shit, so I’d rather trade my vacation days for pay. Most people in the office don’t really understand what I do anyways so I pretty much do whatever I want and if I need to take time for a dentist appointment or something, its all good. As long as I get my work done promoting skiing and Line, I’m pretty free to do whatever I want.

Best food?
Banannas

How many shoes do you have?
1 pair of ski boots and 1 pair of sandals

Worst job?
This is the first I had, before that I was just ski bumming it. I’m surprised I lasted this long with a real job, but it’s a cool gig.

Favorite snowy terrain?
If it’s made of snow it’s my favorite.

Gets you mad?
People that call me a monkey

What is summer?
I do everything possible to avoid it. I’m a road warrior and follow the snow around the globe.

Surf the Web?
http://www.greatapeproject.org

Why are you so cool?
I’m living the dream