• Age:  17
  • Location:  Africa
  • Home Mountain:  Mt. Kilimanjaro
  • What is your job?:  I'm really the only expert on evolution here so I've got a lot of influence on the companies overall direction. I'm a spiritual leader of sorts, but obviously I would never deal with all the bullshit that comes with this low paying job if I didn't get over 300 days on snow a year like I do. The apre ski parties are sick too, you know for promoting the brand. Hot human chicks are usually down with me once they realize who I am.
  • What do you do when not working? :  Ski and party, same stuff I do at work.
  • Least favorite animal? :  Chimpanzees. People think they're smart but they're millennium behind me when it comes to evolution. I'm the man! almost.

Ape Man

Rebel Base

Ape-man

3 Things...

You Love:

  1. Evolving
  2. Skiing
  3. Bananas

You Hate:

  1. Chimps
  2. Haters
  3. Tranquilizer