April 25th - May 10We’re upgrading to new systems! Your order will start shipping on or before May 10.Click here for details
Dear Valued Customer,
In an effort to improve operations and become a better partner with you, we are implementing a new enterprise resource planning system (ERP), which is planned to go live May 2, 2016.
As a result, we may experience some minor delays in order processing. Rest assured your orders will be the first to be processed once we are live on the new system. We will be offering expedited or discounted shipping to make up for any delay that may occur.
During this time, our Customer Service team will be available to accept your inquiries and orders. Please call our Customer Care team at 1-800-987-2576 and we will be happy to assist you.
We thank you for your continued support and patience during this transition.
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