- Age: 17
- Location: Africa
- Home Mountain: Mt. Kilimanjaro
- What is your job?: I'm really the only expert on evolution here so I've got a lot of influence on the companies overall direction. I'm a spiritual leader of sorts, but obviously I would never deal with all the bullshit that comes with this low paying job if I didn't get over 300 days on snow a year like I do. The apre ski parties are sick too, you know for promoting the brand. Hot human chicks are usually down with me once they realize who I am.
- What do you do when not working? : Ski and party, same stuff I do at work.
- Least favorite animal? : Chimpanzees. People think they're smart but they're millennium behind me when it comes to evolution. I'm the man! almost.